Keeping Busy, Keeping Warm

The grounds of the Priory can be a scary place when the wind gets up.

DSC_3691Even the largest trees twist and sway alarmingly; creaking, groaning and occasionally hurling down dead branches.  Generally, I think of trees as benign stalwarts but in high winds, I keep a wary eye on them and avoid walking beneath those shuddering arms.

DSC_0047Afterwards, I collect all the branch and twig litter and barrow it off to the bonfire site.

20130114_111702Except for bigger, heftier branches.  These I haul off to the ‘Nissan Hut’.

DSC_0102 This is one of two that we have and is, I think, a 1940′s construction.  It isn’t a building of great beauty (though not without some charm), and as it is gently crumbling, we did consider demolition.  But its roof is asbestos and professional removal would have been prohibitively expensive.  One day, when one of the huge oak boughs above crashes down, we will have to dismantle it, but in the meantime I’m glad we kept the ‘hut.  DSC_0104It makes a fine, temporary log store for wind-fallen and pruned branches, as well as any felled trees.  It is a dry place to work when it is pouring with rain or …

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… snowing.  With the radio on, one might even call it cosy.

DSC_0111Using an axe is obviously warm work but, perhaps surprisingly, so is wielding a chainsaw.  Perfect cold-weather work and lots of it too.  Once chain-sawed or split, I take the logs to another outbuilding containing old pigsties.

DSC_4355This sty holds all the logs I’ve cut/split this winter: a stack five foot high, fifteen long and five rows deep.  We have quite a backlog (!) of firewood, so these logs won’t be burned for three or four years; more than enough time to season.

I don’t think we shall be cutting any trees down at the Priory this year, but at the Old Forge, I’ve felled half a dozen dead pines.

DSC_4588Call me over-cautious, call me timorous but working alone with a chainsaw and on a slope, this is about as big a tree as I will tackle.

DSC_4592Cut up, mixed with hardwood and seasoned, the pine will eventually be used on the house woodburner.

Incidentally, if you’re unsure which wood burns best, the following poem is a good starting point.

‘Song of the Forest Trees’

Logs to Burn! Logs to Burn!
Logs to save the coal a turn.
Here’s a word to make you wise
when you hear the woodman’s cries.

Beechwood fires burn bright and clear
Hornbeam blazes too;
If the logs are kept a year
To season through and through.

Oak logs will warm you well,
That are old and dry;
Logs of pine will sweetly smell
But the sparks will fly.

Birch logs will burn too fast;
Chestnut scarce at all;
Hawthorn logs are good to last -
Cut them in the fall.

Holly logs will burn like wax,
You should burn them green;
Elm logs like smouldering flax,
No flame to be seen.

Beech logs for the winter time,
Yew logs heat as well;
Green elder logs it is a crime
For anyone to sell.

Pear logs and apple logs,
They will scent your room;
Cherry logs across the dogs
Smell like flowers of broom.

Ash logs, smooth and grey
Burn them green or old,
Buy up all that comes your way
Worth their weight in gold.*

Holly and ash do indeed make fine firewood and may be burnt ‘green’ – though you shouldn’t have to.  Ideally, season all firewood for a year or two.  Personally, despite the above, I find Sweet Chestnut burns well – perhaps they mean Horse Chestnut which I haven’t tried.  The poem doesn’t mention willow or alder; the Priory has plenty of both and when dry and seasoned, they too make excellent firewood.  Burning too much conifer can lead to a build up of resinous tar in your chimney and increase the risk of a chimney fire.  And you seriously don’t want that.  If you’re ordering a load of firewood, do ask what sort of wood you’re buying: rather a mix of oak and ash than, say, leylandii!  And order only from a recommended, reputable supplier.  A friend of mine didn’t and had a huge tipper-load of sopping wet logs dumped on her driveway.

Anyway, back at the Priory, I also keep warm by tending to the …

DSC_4184… seven large compost bins.  I turn the contents regularly, though when I built them …

DSC_4172… I hadn’t foreseen how much rainwater they would hold and how that would turn the surrounding ground into a quagmire.  Definitely, welly work.  After a few minutes pitch-forking, I’ve already removed two of my statutory five-layer, winter clothing.

DSC_4570Whenever, I turn compost there will always be a robin close by.  Always.

And living in the compost …

DSC_2611… is a fine, big, fat toad (November 2012).  Feeding on my worms, no doubt.  I occasionally get mole hills beside the bins too – it seems allsorts of creatures covet my lovely worms.  Frogs and toads in the compost would explain why a grass snake (Natrix natrix) has taken to hanging about – (filmed last summer).

Beauty isn’t he?  And a big ‘un.

As I’m jogging about the estate, doing star jumps, staving off frostbite, I keep an eye on Margaret’s sheep.  Occasionally, after heavy rain I’ll see a ‘cast’ ewe, ie one on its back and unable to right herself.

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Her ‘friends’ are supremely un-concerned by her plight

Sorry, not a great photo – I used my phone as it seemed discourteous to leave the poor thing feebly waggling her legs whilst I ran for my camera.  Once tugged back upright, she was fine and wobbled away without so much as a thankful nod or glance.  Left alone, wet, and particularly pregnant, ewes are often unable to get on to their feet and can die; a soaked fleece is very heavy!  So if you see a cast sheep, do help out.  It won’t thank you but the farmer will.

DSC_4224I’d never seen this before.  Like an oxpecker on an impala, this magpie is feeding on parasites.

DSC_4227Initially, I worried it was pecking at the ewe’s eyes.  But no, it was just gently probing about for ticks and grubs.  It also spent some time diligently probing the ewe’s bottom – I’ll spare you that photo.

DSC_4230 Happy magpie, happy sheep.  Such a simple, symbiotic, Serengeti-ish, Sussex sylvan scene.

Warms my heart.

* Reproduced from ‘Learning to Live in the Country’ by Kathy Jones

Snipping Amphibians …

… is, I imagine, an unpleasant experience and one I try to avoid.

Common Toad – Nov 2011
The gardens at The Priory are watery.  They contain two large ponds, lots of drainage ditches and are bordered on one side by a mighty, broad river.  (Or a little brook – depending on how big you are).  It is a perfect habitat for frogs, toads and newts.  And all of these live there in large numbers.  I see them regularly and am pleased.
Part of the main ditch that connects the east and west ponds – August 2011
Recently, I have been strimming the banks of the ponds and ditches. I allow these margins to grow throughout the spring and summer and they explode with flower and provide superb cover for frogs and toads.  Strimming an amphibian is a real worry when I come to cut them back at this time of year.
The same stretch of ditch after strimming.  I still need to remove all the alder seedlings – November 2011
Though amazingly (as far as I know), I have yet to do so.  But it is a thought always present while wielding the powerful Stihl strimmer and makes me ever watchful – and very tense.  As if that weren’t stressful enough, I even have to be careful when mowing:
Kamikaze frog – October 2011

Luckily for this frog, I saw him just in time – the thought of mowing over a frog makes me feel sick.

Kamikaze Common Frog – October 2011
In autumn, newts aplenty leave the Priory ponds and overwinter on land and, for several months, I have to move pots with great care for fear of squashing them (see ‘Freeloading Ne’er-do-wells’).  I also have to be careful when edging the lawns.  The paving at the Priory has a gap (or, as I call them, gullies), between it and the grass.
The ‘gullies’ on either side of a stretch of path.
They were overgrown and silted up when I started but now I keep them clear and the grass trimmed with super-sharp edging shears.  Prone to fill with leaf litter, these gullies are perfect overwintering sites for newts.  I often find them here, groggy with cold sleep.
 A Smooth or Common Newt – November 2011
So, when snipping away with the shears,  I’m always conscious of how easy it would be to snip a newt in half.  Or remove a newt’s tail.  Or leg.  Anxious?  You don’t know the half of it.
 A Smooth or Common Newt  – November 2011
The other day, having edged the lawns, I was clearing out the clippings and leaves from one of these gullies and  found a Great Crested Newt* – the first I’ve seen at the Priory.  Thank goodness I didn’t harm him.  I took a quick photo and put him to bed in some deep leaf litter beneath a nearby shrub.
Great Crested Newt – November 2011
As well as amphibians, there are reptiles at the Priory.  I have seen slow-worms (but no lizards) and back in September,  I wrote about this chap:
Grass Snake – September 2011

One of my favourite inhabitants of the gardens, the Grass Snake.  (Lots more photos here: Grass Snake)

Grass Snake – September 2011
A few days ago I met David, a chum of mine,  for a pint or two or three or four at a local pub.  And we talked of gardening things and of things gardening.  And I mentioned my worry of accidentally killing amphibians and reptiles.  David winced and a look of pained disgust crossed his face as he told me of inadvertently spearing a toad with a gardening fork and
Grass Snake – September 2011
of cutting a grass snake in two with a strimmer.
I winced and look of pained disgust crossed my face too.  I turned a shade or two paler and gulped my pint.  My fear is obviously justified.
* The editorial staff at theanxiousgardener.blogspot.com would like to stress that the Great Crested Newt is an endangered species and protected under the UK Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, and that no Great Crested Newts were harmed in the making of this blogpost.

‘Ware the Toad

A few weeks ago, I was walking down a woodland path when I came across a toad.  Some people aren’t too fond of  toads,  but I most certainly am.  Something reassuringly good and honest about a toad; despite their rough and ready wartyness.

This one was just enjoying the sun and the view and making it clear that whilst he was perfectly happy to meet me, he’d rather just be left alone.  Thank you very much indeed.

So, I snapped a shot or two and walked on, leaving him be.  Soon I met another toad, and then another and then another.  And before long, I’d met three dozen or more in an extravaganza of toadyness.  Marvellous.  Though it made walking a slow and tortuous process.  The thought of stepping on a toad………

Some were more upright and in your face than others.

But most were engaged in downright inappropriate and lewd behaviour.  But then that’s springtime for you.

Betty:  “I saw that Dolores at number 32 yesterday.  She’s got a new fella.  Half her age, he is.  And neither of them look like they’ve seen a bar of soap this side of Christmas.   Dirty mare.”

Harold:  “Ungfffff.”

Betty:  “And her with her roots showing and fagbutt stuck to her lower lip.  What the attraction for him is, Lord only knows.  Her Barm Cakes probably.”

Harold:  “Ungfffff.”

Betty:  “Anyway ‘Arold love.  I can’t lie ’round here with the likes of you all day long.  Hurry up now and  I’ll make us a nice cup of tea.  I’ve got me pilates at 4.”

Harold:   “Ungfffff.”